Totalitarian Societies Use Indoctrination (FOX NEWS FLASH!)

Watch out for the big money, media-owning SP conspiracy! Oh wait, since the market boom of the 80's and 90's, 90% of the media is owned by companies that donate heavily to Republican candidates. Those sneaky liberals in disguise!

Bill says "income redistribution" in place of "etc"... but yeah, all are noble goals for a society.

The disciplined high school teacher drew analogies between Hitler's use of the Military to spread German Fascist ideals with Bush's words in his state of the Union speech. To be sure, the young teacher is practically shouting.

Teachers must uphold the letter and spirit of the FOX slogan! Otherwise, YOUR kids will be brainwashed.

Watch out for totalitarian social indoctrination! Maybe it even happens to your kid!!

Missori State Relgion Xtianity?

Missori debates whether Christianity should be state reliion :

Cache:
Missouri legislators in Jefferson City considered a bill that would name Christianity the state's official "majority" religion.

House Concurrent Resolution 13 has is pending in the state legislature.

Many Missouri residents had not heard about the bill until Thursday.

Karen Aroesty of the Anti-defamation league, along with other watch-groups, began a letter writing and email campaign to stop the resolution.

The resolution would recognize "a Christian god," and it would not protect minority religions, but "protect the majority's right to express their religious beliefs.

The resolution also recognizes that, "a greater power exists," and only Christianity receives what the resolution calls, "justified recognition."

State representative David Sater of Cassville in southwestern Missouri, sponsored the resolution, but he has refused to talk about it on camera or over the phone.

KMOV also contacted Gov. Matt Blunt's office to see where he stands on the resolution, but he has yet to respond.

Boycott FOX NEWS sponsors!

To get a glimpse of the kind of world we're living in, spend a good half-hour previewing the videos on www.foxnews.com. It's like the The Colbert Report without the satire.

I searched for the title and found a pretty weak page suggesting that we boycott FOX NEWS until Fox decides to be impartial. Hmm... yeah, that'll work.

One thing that can be done is to reduce the Fascist and Balanced revenue stream by letting advertisers know that advertising on FOX comes with a price. Where's the risk? It's not like MoveOn.org or Naral can run adds on networks these days anyway. Below a partial list of FOX advertisers. For this post, and future posts, I'll be focusing on
The Most Watched Videos
• Bill O'Reilly's Talking Points
• Scott Bleier's Market Wrap
• 'Catholic' Town in Florida?
• The Oscars in the FOXLight

And the rabidly conservative O-Factor-Clone tripe. All businesses that advertise on FOX should be boycotted. However, businesses that plug Cavuto or Oreilly must be shun like a bacon breakfast on Ramadan.

Corporate Sponsors of Domestic Fascism:
-Sony (TV that's stylish, so artistic Women like it, but powerful Men love it's technological prowess. Couple meets for the first time in front of TV exchanging charged filled glance upon realizing they share share a common passion for flat panel TVs). Sony already deserves a boycott for their illegal spyware infested CDs. But, just in case you were thinking about buying the admittedly awesome but overpriced PS3, watch Oreilly online with their commercial lead in.
-Orbitz... Soccer Mom's armed with hedgetrimmers in Edward Scissorhand's neighborhood compete to be the first to book the trip to the Cayman's...disturbing and surreal... Need a more amusing reason to boycott Orbitz?
-Office of National Drug Control Policy [good way for the government to fund FOX. Was anyone else upset by the government November 2nd campaign during the last 2004, election cycle? It looked like A) propaganda for patriotic people to vote B) propaganda for churchgoers to vote. ]
-Microsoft Office (dinosaur commercial)... Let me guess, you'd like to boycott M$, but you're dependent on their file formats because they're the monopolistic standard? It looks like you're doubly obligated to pirate all Microsoft software henceforth. If you don't pirate Microsoft, you're financially supporting the rise of domestic fascism and the demise of competitive capitalism and open source software.
-Merck (kids don't have a clue about diseases adults remember, thanks to Merck scientists [and no thanks to us spending R&D money on ads]... Kid: Chicked Pox is where Chickens go to have fun) "If you ran a drug company, what would you change?" I'd spend more money on ads!


Non-political
-Visene
-American Express

Other fun stuff:
-Female commentator saying I'm sure we'll be following the development of this story with great interest (on "good girl" Jessica Alba suing Playboy... video title: "Hot and Bothered").
-Strippers for Jesus, see next post


-"The fact is, when you overload a brain with too much information, there's potential for harm" -Mike Schnepp with his blissfully unoverloaded brain. Pulled his kids out of school because a substitute teacher had a sex change operation. (O'reilly Factor)

Endless Stripper Montage for Jesus on FOX NEWS!

Holy Hotties?

JC's Girls bring faith to strip clubs

Strippers for Jesus: Sanctimonious born again strippers who pay for lap dances and try to convert the stripper dancing for them. Titled: "Holy Hotties: JC's Girls bring faith to strip clubs"). Quotatble Quotes: "Meanwhile their mission is saving strippers, quite literally. They go into strip clubs, pay for a lap dance, but instead use the time with the stripper to get her to give up life on the pole for life committed to Jesus Christ, and get this! It's a group of women doing this! [terrifying women with long bleach blonde hair, the one on the right with ample facial plastic surgery, who knows about the breasts]...

To left of announcer, bathed in purple light, wearing a tight-fitting HUSTLER baby tank top, J-Lo's FUCKING HOT little sister gingerly bobs up and down on an imaginary dick! Is she masrturbating?! No, she's just caressing her inside of her young, smooth thigh. JEZABELLE! TEMPTRESS! How dare you impune your sinful ways on my red-state programming! Maybe I should go pay for a lap dance only to convert the wayward young lady to God's Path?

Former Stripper: "And while I was there, In This Perfect Christian World Bubble, I learned that a girlfriend I had in the [stripping] industry, had passed away from alcoholism."

There's something really spiritually profound in Heather's words. To understand, try to put yourself in Heather's frame of spiritual enlightentment and repeat as you would a Buddhist Mantra:

This Perfect Christian World Bubble This Perfect Christian World Bubble This Perfect Christian World Bubble This Perfect Christian World Bubble This Perfect Christian World Bubble This Perfect Christian World Bubble This Perfect Christian World Bubble This Perfect Christian World Bubble This Perfect Christian World Bubble This Perfect Christian World Bubble This Perfect Christian World Bubble This Perfect Christian World Bubble This Perfect Christian World Bubble This Perfect Christian World Bubble This Perfect Christian World Bubble This Perfect Christian World Bubble This Perfect Christian World Bubble This Perfect Christian World Bubble This Perfect Christian World Bubble This Perfect Christian World Bubble This Perfect Christian World Bubble This Perfect Christian World Bubble This Perfect Christian World Bubble This Perfect Christian World Bubble This Perfect Christian World Bubble This Perfect Christian World Bubble This Perfect Christian World Bubble This Perfect Christian World Bubble This Perfect Christian World Bubble This Perfect Christian World Bubble This Perfect Christian World Bubble This Perfect Christian World Bubble

Seriously! Go back and try it. Take a deap breath, open yourself to grace, maintain good posture and a positive view of the world and say "This perfect Christian...." Know what it feels like to be GW Bush? Know what it feels like to get all your news from FOX?

Cavuto: "you pay for the dance, you have your audience with the stripper, what do you do, what do you say?"



"Well, what we say is, we do not want you to actually dance for us..." [MEANWHILE, J-LOs FUCKING HOT little sister is suddenly blown up full screen, simulating the rythmic up and down motion of a girl on top of a really big pole. Her eyes are closed and her mouth is open in ecstacy before she bobs up and flashes a quick flirty smile]
"...and we just let them know right then and there that there's a God out there that cares for them and loves them, right where they're at!" Amen. I love you right where you're at baby. You play right into my Jesus Approved, Cavuto Inspired Barely-Legal Christian Conversion Sex Fantasy!

Neil: I'd like to thank you... both outside of LA, trying to do the Lord's Work, in the oddest of places ...

Shit! If I wanted a good Christian Masturbation Fantasy, FOX is the place to find it. Watch the video full screen if your wife is at the Baptist Bake Sale.

Now, seriously, boycott all of the sponsors. E-mail them and let them know that their time on FOX is a liability.